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March 29, 2005

funny stuff, possibly illegal?

so, yesterday i'm riding the bus home and after i took a seat in the back a drunk guy got on. he had a cup of "coffee" in his hand that kept almost landing in my lap. he spouted off a bunch of crap about Bush and other politicians for the entire ride and some people were even encouraging him which was rather entertaining. as he was getting off the bus he spilled some of his "coffee" on a not-very-bright woman towards the front of the bus who decided that it would be beneficial in some way, shape, or form to yell at the guy for getting 2 drops on her. obviously this sent the drunk into an outrage and he started cussing her out as he slooowly walked off the bus. now here comes the funny-possibly-illegal part...

my 250-pound african-american bus driver told the drunk to apologize and stop speaking that way or he was going to wash his mouth out with soap and give him a spanking.

Posted by meloknee at March 29, 2005 06:51 PM

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