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March 31, 2005
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Joking around with my coworker when I got my paycheck I said, Thank God because I'm as broke as a...
and then I couldn't think of anything to say until...
I'm as broke as a hooker in Salt Lake City.
so...what say you?
Posted by meloknee at 07:42 PM | Comments (1)
March 29, 2005
funny stuff, possibly illegal?
so, yesterday i'm riding the bus home and after i took a seat in the back a drunk guy got on. he had a cup of "coffee" in his hand that kept almost landing in my lap. he spouted off a bunch of crap about Bush and other politicians for the entire ride and some people were even encouraging him which was rather entertaining. as he was getting off the bus he spilled some of his "coffee" on a not-very-bright woman towards the front of the bus who decided that it would be beneficial in some way, shape, or form to yell at the guy for getting 2 drops on her. obviously this sent the drunk into an outrage and he started cussing her out as he slooowly walked off the bus. now here comes the funny-possibly-illegal part...
my 250-pound african-american bus driver told the drunk to apologize and stop speaking that way or he was going to wash his mouth out with soap and give him a spanking.
Posted by meloknee at 06:51 PM | Comments (0)
March 22, 2005
a sigh of relief
i put my notice in at work today. i feel so good.
Posted by meloknee at 06:34 PM | Comments (5)
March 16, 2005
For the record...
I was right.
Beastie Boys, Licensed to Ill 1986 (I was in 3rd grade, living in L.A.)
Challenger Crash January 28, 1986
Simpsons First Season 1989
and just in case you're curious, Fugazi, Steady Diet of Nothing 1991
oh, and I remember why I stopped drinking on skool nights.
Posted by meloknee at 09:43 AM | Comments (2)
March 01, 2005
Oscar Night
if only the oscars hadn't been so damn boring, it would've been fun...
hopefully shannon will get her pics up soon...
Posted by meloknee at 11:55 AM | Comments (0)